“The candidates are SO different. One candidate makes me feel like I am a suffocating hemorrhoid at a taping of The Lawrence Welk Show (sorry Lawrence). The other makes me feel all giddy and tingly inside, like I could fly away on a magic cloud of hope and possibility.”
Golly, gee, Paul. Do you think there will be caviar and champagne on this magic cloud? I mean, once the wealth is spread around, there will be enough for everyone, right? Oh, the hope there will be there. And the possibilities.
Fly away, Paul. Fly far, far away (and take Tina Fey with you).