Biden Bingo — Half the brain, twice the fun!

Head over to Michelle Malkin’s website and get your Biden Bingo card before tonight’s debate.  Judging from past performance, tonight should should be gaffe-tastic.  I’ll be looking for him to trot out every tired cliche he’s learned in his thirty-five loooooong years in the Senate.

Also, here’s a sneak peek at tonight’s debate, courtesy Jim Treacher:

A PARTIAL LIST OF GWEN IFILL’S QUESTIONS FOR THE VP DEBATE

Mayor Palin, Barack Obama is a handsome, charismatic demigod. How many boxes of Kleenex will you need after your crushing loss?

Senator Biden, what is your favorite color? And if you have time for a follow-up question: Why?

Mayor, you talk funny and you own a tanning bed. Why haven’t you released Trig’s birth certificate?

Senator, have you seen those pictures of Obama in his swim trunks? If not, I have them right here.

Mayor, what are the names, ages, and blood types of all 71 members of the Belgian Senate? And why are you unwilling to admit that your inability to instantly produce any and every fact I demand makes you unfit to stand in the way of history?

Senator, you’ve spoken at length. Could you please continue?

Mayor, which is your preferred method of stifling dissent, banning books or burning them? Since it’s both, please explain how you can deny the accusation that you’re a fascist, which I am making now.

Senator, could you please sign my book?

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