I am seriously thinking of starting my own DVD series and calling it “Libs Gone Wild.” I think I could make a mint. For some reason, the addition of Sarah Palin to the Republican ticket has unleashed the inner idiot in many a liberal. For instance, Whoopi Goldberg asked John McCain on The View today whether he wants her to become a slave again. First of all, again? Has she been a slave before? Secondly, Sen. McCain was talking about his opinion about Roe v. Wade at the time Whoopi came out with this gem. So remanding to the states their rightful responsibility to determine whether or not to legalize abortion is akin to reinstating slavery. Huh?
Then there’s Matt Damon, obviously a deep thinker himself. After pouring over actuary tables (yeah, right), he has determined that McCain would die during his first term, and he feels a President Palin would be like a bad Disney movie. Oh, just check out that clip of him. What a snarky, insulting whippersnapper he is — she’s just a folksy little hockey mom, according to him. Oh, oh, and I love when he says Palin doesn’t have enough experience to be on the ticket. Yeah, that line of attack has worked really well for the oh-so-experienced Obama, hasn’t it? Keep it up, brainiac. And the rest of the stuff he blabbers about has already been debunked by the non-partisan (this bears repeating — non-partisan) FactCheck.org.
And let’s not forget Pamela Anderson’s words for Sarah Palin: “She can suck it!” Well, we all know Pam can suck it (wink, wink), but I am particularly struck by her skill with the spoken word. To quote one of my favorite movies, “Poetry. Sheer poetry!” She’s quite a mouthpiece for the liberal cause.
Libs gone wild, coming to a town near you!